Wake Me Up Collection - Eye cream & Exfoliant
FREE [standard] SHIPPING with this goodie.
Is there a tired face looking back at you in the mirror?
Has she got panda eyes, dull skin & a look of defeat?
You wanna cry but you’re too tired. So you just whimper like a wounded animal.
Those days [sometimes weeks & months] are brutal.
Thank coffee, there’s a natural way to get your glow back.
With this eye cream & exfoliant.
No more puffy baggy for you. It’s all smooth skin from here #motherscrubber.
Save 5 bucks, get FREE SHIPPING & don’t be responsible for the conscious uncoupling of these two goodies. Get the collection & be kind to yourself.
Tired Mama, your coffee date is waiting. Glow get `em.
INCLUDES
`ESPRESS yo self - Eye cream [25g]
`Boom MOCHA laka - Face n' bod exfoliant [200g]
ESPRESS yo self [25g]
Get that pre-Mama ^slept all night^ look.
PERKS
`Brightens your panda eyes
`Goes abracadabra on puffiness
`Smooths appearance of fine lines and mrinkles [motherhood + wrinkles]
`Cools & soothes tired Mum eyes
`Nourishes delicate under eye skin.
Boom MOCHA laka - Face n' bod exfoliant [200g]
The perfect ^wake-me up^ your face n’ bod needs when facing motherhood.
PERKS
`Brightens, smooths & softens skin
`Preps body for fake tan application
`Removes manky fake tan
`Increases blood flow for glowing skin
`Smooths appearance of cellulite
`Cream based, not oily = no [icky] oily residue left on your skin
`Smells delish like a Mocha
Natural ~ Vegan ~ Tested on Mamas ~ Made in Melbourne
Real Reviews
Natural ~ Vegan ~ Tested on Mamas ~ Made in Melbourne
ESPRESS yo self - Eye cream
Purified water, *Shea butter, *Camellia seed oil, Olive oil emulsifier [Olivoyl Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Oleate, Glyceryl Stearate, Potassium Hydroxide, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate], *Green coffee seed extract, *Coffee seed oil, *Green tea extract, *Chamomile extract, *Cucumber extract, natural Vitamin E & Parfum [natural vegetable preservative]. *Denotes certified organic. Palm free product.
Boom MOCHA laka - Face n' bod exfoliant
Purified water, *Shea butter, Olive oil emulsifier [Olivoyl Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Oleate, Glyceryl Stearate, Potassium Hydroxide, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate], *Coffee seed powder, *Green coffee seed extract, Natural Vitamin E & Parfum [natural vegetable preservative]. *Denotes certified organic. Palm free product.
BEACH face - Coconut & lime foamy cleanser
Purified water, Sodium Cocoyl Glycinate, Sucrose Cocoate, Hydrolyzed oats, Cucumber extract, Parfum natural vegetable preservative & Natural vegetable coconut lime fragrance. Palm free product.
QUICKIE mask - 2 min pineapple face mask
Australian white clay, Australian yellow clay, Pure coconut extract [90%], non-GMO maize maltodextrin, non-GMO modified food starch [maize] & Pineapple fruit extract. Palm free product.
Post parTEA - Postpartum tea bath
Epsom salt, Pink Himalayan salt, Chamomile flowers, Calendula flowers, Hibiscus flowers & Lavender flowers.
MILK mama - Postpartum milk bath
Epsom salt, Pure coconut extract (90%), non-GMO maize maltodextrin, non-GMO modified food starch (maize) & Colloidal oatmeal.
ESPRESS yo self - Eye cream
Pump a teeny tiny bit of eye cream onto your ring finger. Dot-dot-dot the cream around both eyes in a circular motion until the creamy goodie is absorbed.
Use twice per day to enjoy perks of less puff n’ dark bags, plus smoother mrinkles [motherhood + wrinkles].
Boom MOCHA laka - Face n' bod exfoliant
Wet your face & body with warm water. Or for super dry skin [and to remove manky old fake tan], use on dry skin. Shake yo’ bottle. Pour out a smidge of exfoliant onto fingertips for face and a medium-ish blob onto your hands for Mama bod exfoliation. Use gentle, circular motions for a few moments. Rinse well. Ta-daaa!
Use twice per week to look less Mombie [Mama + Zombie].
BEACH face - Coconut & lime foamy cleanser
Pump the foam onto your hands & massage it all over your face for a min. Enjoy the beachy scent. Rinse well. Pat-pat-pat your face dry with a towel. Voila! Hey there, clean-face.
Double cleanse AM & PM every day.
QUICKIE mask - 2 min pineapple face mask
Add 2 small scoops of the mask powder into a bowl. Mix in tiny drops of water to create a paste. Brush on a thin layer, all over your face. Set timer to 2 mins. Remove with warm wet flannel. Look in the mirror & say “Daaamn, fine-apple.”
Mask once per week to make skin purdy.
Post parTEA - Postpartum tea bath
Place 4-6 full-ish tablespoons of product into a bath of warm water. Fill to desired depth. Swish-swish around to disperse. Get ya kit off, hop into the bath, soak & relax for approximately 15 minutes or as long as you can get away with it.
MILK mama - Postpartum milk bath
Place 4-6 full-ish tablespoons of product into a bath of warm water. Fill to desired depth. Swish-swish around to disperse. Get ya kit off, hop into the bath, soak & relax for approximately 15 minutes or as long as you can get away with it.
We know you've got Mum-brain, but please read the following deets before use.
ESPRESS yo self - Eye cream
External use only. Don’t put it in your eye – EVER! Patch test [always]. If irritation occurs rinse, seek medical advice and discontinue use immediately.
Boom MOCHA laka - Face n' bod exfoliant
Smells so good you could eat it – but for the love of coffee DON’T! External use only. Avoid contact with eyes to dodge painful screaming sounds. Don’t use on broken skin or open wounds. Patch test [always]. If it’s irritating the crap out of you, rinse, seek medical advice and discontinue use immediately.
BEACH face - Coconut & lime foamy cleanser
External use only. Patch test [always]. If it’s irritating the crap out of you, rinse, seek medical advice and discontinue use immediately.
QUICKIE mask - 2 min pineapple face mask
Don’t eat it. Okay? External use only. If it’s irritating the crap out of you, discontinue use & seek medical advice.
Post parTEA - Postpartum tea bath
Not for drinking, just for soaking. External use only. Don’t use on broken, irritated skin or open wounds. Check with a real Doc [not Google] if this product is suitable for your postpartum recovery. If it’s irritating the crap out of you, rinse, seek medical advice and discontinue use immediately.
MILK mama - Postpartum milk bath
Not for drinking, just for soaking. External use only. Don’t use on broken, irritated skin or open wounds. Check with a real Doc [not Google] if this product is suitable for your postpartum recovery. If it’s irritating the crap out of you, rinse, seek medical advice and discontinue use immediately.