Mama, you deserve this!

It appears that your cart is currently empty!

ADD MORE GOODIES
Post parTEA - Postpartum tea bath
Natural and vegan postpartum tea bath sitz soak
Natural and vegan postpartum tea bath sitz soak
Natural and vegan postpartum tea bath sitz soak
Natural and vegan postpartum tea bath sitz soak

Post parTEA - Postpartum tea bath

$30.00

Got downtown swelling? Sitz ya bits in this soothing tea bath. After-birth muscle n’ skin aches & pain – BE GONE! Smells just like you’re at a fancy schmancy day spa.

PERKS
`Reduces swelling [downunder]
`Relaxes muscle aches & postpartum pains
`Soothes the irritation from haemorrhoids
`Smells f^cking ahh-maz-ing

SIZE
250g

Natural ~ Vegan ~ Tested on Mamas ~ Made in Melbourne

Ain’t no parTEA like a postpartum parTEA!

INGREDIENTS

Natural ~ Vegan ~ Tested on Mamas ~ Made in Melbourne

ESPRESS yo self - Eye cream
Purified water, *Shea butter, *Camellia seed oil, Olive oil emulsifier [Olivoyl Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Oleate, Glyceryl Stearate, Potassium Hydroxide, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate], *Green coffee seed extract, *Coffee seed oil, *Green tea extract, *Chamomile extract, *Cucumber extract, natural Vitamin E & Parfum [natural vegetable preservative]. *Denotes certified organic. Palm free product.

Boom MOCHA laka - Face n' bod exfoliant
Purified water, *Shea butter, Olive oil emulsifier [Olivoyl Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Oleate, Glyceryl Stearate, Potassium Hydroxide, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate], *Coffee seed powder, *Green coffee seed extract, Natural Vitamin E & Parfum [natural vegetable preservative]. *Denotes certified organic. Palm free product.

BEACH face - Coconut & lime foamy cleanser
Purified water, Sodium Cocoyl Glycinate, Sucrose Cocoate, Hydrolyzed oats, Cucumber extract, Parfum natural vegetable preservative & Natural vegetable coconut lime fragrance. Palm free product.

QUICKIE mask - 2 min pineapple face mask
Australian white clay, Australian yellow clay, Pure coconut extract [90%], non-GMO maize maltodextrin, non-GMO modified food starch [maize] & Pineapple fruit extract. Palm free product.

Post parTEA - Postpartum tea bath
Epsom salt, Pink Himalayan salt, Chamomile flowers, Calendula flowers, Hibiscus flowers & Lavender flowers.

MILK mama - Postpartum milk bath
Epsom salt, Pure coconut extract (90%), non-GMO maize maltodextrin, non-GMO modified food starch (maize) & Colloidal oatmeal.

HOLLY & MARIE SAY

ESPRESS yo self - Eye cream
Pump a teeny tiny bit of eye cream onto your ring finger. Dot-dot-dot the cream around both eyes in a circular motion until the creamy goodie is absorbed.

Use twice per day to enjoy perks of less puff n’ dark bags, plus smoother mrinkles [motherhood + wrinkles].


Boom MOCHA laka - Face n' bod exfoliant
Wet your face & body with warm water. Or for super dry skin [and to remove manky old fake tan], use on dry skin. Shake yo’ bottle. Pour out a smidge of exfoliant onto fingertips for face and a medium-ish blob onto your hands for Mama bod exfoliation. Use gentle, circular motions for a few moments. Rinse well. Ta-daaa!

Use twice per week to look less Mombie [Mama + Zombie].

BEACH face - Coconut & lime foamy cleanser
Pump the foam onto your hands & massage it all over your face for a min. Enjoy the beachy scent. Rinse well. Pat-pat-pat your face dry with a towel. Voila! Hey there, clean-face.

Double cleanse AM & PM every day.

QUICKIE mask - 2 min pineapple face mask
Add 2 small scoops of the mask powder into a bowl. Mix in tiny drops of water to create a paste. Brush on a thin layer, all over your face. Set timer to 2 mins. Remove with warm wet flannel. Look in the mirror & say “Daaamn, fine-apple.

Mask once per week to make skin purdy.

Post parTEA - Postpartum tea bath 
Place 4-6 full-ish tablespoons of product into a bath of warm water. Fill to desired depth. Swish-swish around to disperse. Get ya kit off, hop into the bath, soak & relax for approximately 15 minutes or as long as you can get away with it.

MILK mama - Postpartum milk bath
Place 4-6 full-ish tablespoons of product into a bath of warm water. Fill to desired depth. Swish-swish around to disperse. Get ya kit off, hop into the bath, soak & relax for approximately 15 minutes or as long as you can get away with it.

NITTY GRITTY

We know you've got Mum-brain, but please read the following deets before use.

ESPRESS yo self - Eye cream
External use only. Don’t put it in your eye – EVER! Patch test [always]. If irritation occurs rinse, seek medical advice and discontinue use immediately.

Boom MOCHA laka - Face n' bod exfoliant
Smells so good you could eat it – but for the love of coffee DON’T! External use only. Avoid contact with eyes to dodge painful screaming sounds. Don’t use on broken skin or open wounds. Patch test [always]. If it’s irritating the crap out of you, rinse, seek medical advice and discontinue use immediately.

BEACH face - Coconut & lime foamy cleanser
External use only. Patch test [always]. If it’s irritating the crap out of you, rinse, seek medical advice and discontinue use immediately.

QUICKIE mask - 2 min pineapple face mask
Don’t eat it. Okay? External use only. If it’s irritating the crap out of you, discontinue use & seek medical advice.

Post parTEA - Postpartum tea bath
Not for drinking, just for soaking. External use only. Don’t use on broken, irritated skin or open wounds. Check with a real Doc [not Google] if this product is suitable for your postpartum recovery. If it’s irritating the crap out of you, rinse, seek medical advice and discontinue use immediately.

MILK mama - Postpartum milk bath
Not for drinking, just for soaking. External use only. Don’t use on broken, irritated skin or open wounds. Check with a real Doc [not Google] if this product is suitable for your postpartum recovery. If it’s irritating the crap out of you, rinse, seek medical advice and discontinue use immediately.

Post parTEA - Postpartum tea bath

Post parTEA - Postpartum tea bath

$30.00